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FourFourTom 

FourFourTom is Twitter famous with him having over 95,000 followers. His tweets are posts about football which his gives to his followers as 'breaking news'. This 'breaking news' of course happened about five minutes before he tweeted it and would already be there for everybody to read on the Sky Sports Twitter page. This gives Tom a mass amount of retweets for each tweet despite him not really doing anything, often his tweets will be copy and pasted jokes from other Twitter users as Tom does not know how to use the retweet button but knows how to get a lot of RTs for himself. Clever.

More often that not, his tweets are posted via a website called Sulia. Tom gets paid every time one of these links which he posts gets clicked on, this is why he posts so many and often posts the link more than once. Normally, he posts a YouTube video or an image via a Sulia link rather than just tweeting it in the hope of him exploiting people for more money so the 'Arsenal' fan (he used to support Preston) can do anything to not a job and still claim to be a 'journalist'.

Tom often is very contradicting. For example, he once posted a tweet saying 'Remember that one week when Benteke was good?' and a few days after he received a tweet asking him if he would have Benteke at his 'beloved' Arsenal to which he replied saying 'definitely'.

How he has achieved this Twitter fame is anyone's guess but may God help us all.
"Hey, did you see that image that FourFourTom posted on Twitter?"
"Was it an image that I've seen 100 times before and posted via a Sulia link?"
"Yeah, that's the one!"
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Fourtyfourophobia 

1. The sudden irational fear of middle aged adults the ages of fourty through fourty four specifically
"I diagnose you with Fourtyfourophobia"
Stares at doctor

"you are the scariest mother fucker I have ever seen"

eleventy fortyfour 

On a scale from one to ten a victoria is an eleventy fortyfour
Dang. She's an eleventy fortyfour
eleventy fortyfour by MeaganT33 March 14, 2017
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026