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futhermucker 

polite, er... less vulgar way of saying motherfucker
Futhermucking bon of a sitch!
futhermucker by alternity April 10, 2003

Fothermucker

The act of calling someone a Motherfucker, but by switching the first letters of both words around (aka Spoonerism), that individual becomes stupified by what just happened and fails to reply with any sort of equally or greater comeback.
- "You're a fucking Fothermucker!"
- "Well you're a fucking................................fuck i hate you"
Fothermucker by willythefugeeo March 12, 2010

fothermucker

A fothermucker has a serious design defect
Never play him for a sucker 'cause he earns respect
It's like a CD in your system that you can't eject
It's the hardstyle DJ that just wrecked your neck

A fothermucker has a serious design defect
Never play him for a sucker 'cause he earns respect
Like the best looking bitches keep your dick erect
I'm a wild fothermucker, motherfucker dig that!
Hey man, look at that DJ! He's a Wild Fothermucker!
fothermucker by Johnny Rave March 15, 2008

Fothermucker

-You're a fothermucker!!!!
-Yeah? You're a Sock Cucker!!!!!
-Shaddup you Buck Futters!!!!!!!!
Fothermucker by EJL December 5, 2003

futhermucker 

1) What certain people refer to President Bush as while in the presence of the elderly, in a classroom or professional setting, or in front of their Southern Baptist parents.

2) Something to say instead of "motherfucker" when one rips of one's toenail, is repeatedly stuck in one's testicles, or experiences similar levels of pain and agony in the above situations.
1) "That coke-sniffing futhermucker is going to get us all killed trying to get his oil."

2) "...Futhermucker!"
futhermucker by Know It All March 30, 2004

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach 

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?