Skip to main content

fossilosophy 

When you think you've discovered an idea that is really wise and original but it turns out to have been around for a long time.
Person 1: "I've recently decided that my religion is kindness"
Person 2: "I think that might be a fossilosophy"
fossilosophy by Golp December 17, 2016

sock fossils 

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.
Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.
sock fossils by Apecreature June 16, 2011

Reverse fossilisation 

Reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from Futurama Episode "Anthology of Interest II" Bender turning into a Human.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to turn Bender into a human using a process I call "reverse fossilisation".

Leela: How does it work?

Farnsworth: Well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. Realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a racoon.

He puts the racoon on a table. It runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. Fry takes a bite.

Fry: Kinda game-y.

Farnsworth: Are you ready, Bender?

Bender: I dunno. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts--

Farnsworth throws a switch and Bender is zapped with electricity � la the countless Frankenstein films. He slowly starts to take human form. He grows hair, a nose and...

Hermes: Cover your shame, mon!

He puts some underpants on Bender. The table tips up and human Bender walks off. Everyone gasps.

Farnsworth: It worked! Eat it, everyone whose never won a Nobel Prize! And that includes you, Amy!
Reverse fossilisation by Ramaness December 19, 2009
1. A rare inbred child whos passtimes are digging for fossils and playing soccer
Fossils is hardcore
Fossils by Anonymos March 7, 2003
Fossils is 1337
Fossils by Anonymous August 20, 2003

fossilisation 

CRAP THAT STAYS PRESERVED FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME!!!
Fossilisation:

This poop is so hard!! I think it has been FOSSILISZD.
fossilisation by RANDOM_SHIT May 31, 2018