11 definitions by Dr. GlitterSparkles

Sex-dial

Inadvertently placing a phone call while intimately engaged.

Oops. I sex-dialed my wife while I was with my boss. Now I’m in trouble.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles January 11, 2019

Embellisize

To EMBELLIsh or exaggerate the SIZE of something, particularly one’s own penis

Napoleon’s lovers were generally disappointed after hearing him embellisize all evening.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 10, 2020

Des’oeuvre

A dessert served before a meal, as an hors d'oeuvre. Pronounced “deserve,” as in “I deserve a dessert before dinner.”

I hope they’re serving warm brownies as Des’oeuvres before dinner!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 10, 2020

Obglitterate

To obsessively cover every possible item with glitter or sparkles (obglitterator: one who obsessively covers every item with glitter or sparkles)

Wow, she obglitterated her bedroom—it’s blinding in there!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 10, 2020

Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus

Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 12, 2020

underplumbed

(Adjective) describes a building or venue with inadequate plumbing or restroom facilities

(Verb: underplumb) To design or construct a building with inadequate restroom facilities or plumbing

(adjective) I’ve been waiting in line 30 minutes to use the toilet—this place is seriously underplumbed. (Verb) I have four teenagers, so don’t underplumb our new house with only one bathroom upstairs.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles August 27, 2019

blissmas

An event or period of time in which one experiences bliss equivalent to or greater than that experienced at a holiday such as Christmas.

Reuniting with her three children was blissmas for her.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020