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Zazz forumz

The home of the big red button labelled "Click here if you only want to read product related posts", which hides greeting and farewell banter which has nothing to do with the product you want to discuss....
Crickey! That big red button on Zazz forumz just goes to show that nobody on here has actually discussed this product yet, and they've been going at it for 9 hours...
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Zazz forumz

The zazz forumz are a set of message board on the website zazz.com.au, a website that offers specially discounted products once per day.

The 'forumz' are kept under the disguse of "discuss this product" and are frequented by a group of closet pedofiles who use the "product discussion" page to talk about the weather and arrange in-person meetings. 80% of the posts pertain of 'Hi all', 'good morning' or 'goodnight' and actually contain no product discussion at all. If you want to read about the product that is available, this is NOT the place to look.
lyndylou: Hi! Good morning everyone!
davey52: Good morning!
BAZBOY16: Hi Everyone!
blgas: Good morning all!
Pussefoote: Hi everyone.
jacqui882: G'day everyone!
alhortz: Hi! :)
tatiana: Hello all.
wombat55: Hi everyone!

Someone normal: Why use the Zazz forumz? There's a million chat rooms on the internet!

lyndylou: What's with that guy? LOL
davey52: LOL
BAZBOY16: LMAO
blgas: Hahah!
Pussefoote: Wow what a loser LOL
jacqui882: Bwahah!
alhortz: Loesr! LOL!
tatiana: ROFL! Well said Pussefoote!
wombat55: LOL! Classic!

lyndylou: Well I'm off! G'night all!
davey52: Bye everyone!
BAZBOY16: Goodnight everyone
blgas: Night-night all!
Pussefoote: See you later guys!
jacqui882: Good night people.
alhortz: Night everyone!
tatiana: Time for bed, night!
wombat55: Time for bed! Bye all!
Zazz forumz by Ozzie Gal March 8, 2011

World Economic Forum 

A club for the world's wealthy elites to jerk each other off and discuss new ways to increase their wealth and control of the masses under the veil of globalism, sustainability, and universal equality.
The World Economic Forum promotes sustainability and equality, yet its sponsors and contributors run the most wasteful and exploitative businesses to have ever existed.

Forumdad 

A male, usually with a wife, kids, and a job; who posts on video game related forums, reddit, and image boards. Forumdads usually complain about how hard things are in the game they're currently playing, because they only have 2 hours a week to play it.
Bro, have you seen all of the Forumdads complaining about not being able to afford a Vulture in Elite: Dangerous?
Forumdad by jozukoi July 20, 2015

Forumulate 

v. To create real-world fact from online forum discussions.
The audiophile community forumulated that placing colored dots on their speakers would improve the sound.
Forumulate by k.jag November 16, 2010

forum clique 

A small group of people on a forum who are disruptive, rude and annoying to the other members. Most often, there are two or more members of the forum clique who are "posting pals" and reply to each other ad nauseam. Then, their followers feel they have enough balls to get in on the action and gang up on newer or weaker members. People who don't agree with their views are flamed, harassed and most often driven out, usually at the expense of the site itself. This behavior is seen on forums with little to no moderation or where the mods themselves are part of the clique. There's usually a spineless or non-caring administrator who allows this behavior.
Person 1: Do you ever go to that one website?

Person 2: The one with the terrible forum clique that makes it a shithole?

Person 1: Yep, it sucks, just like the cliquey douchebags who post there.
forum clique by Pazuzu Sing June 22, 2012

Forumble 

A large brawl occuring on a public forum, typically initiated by a troll.
Any racist/bigoted comment that is met with opposition on a Youtube Video.

Ex. Bjork video

Racist douchebag troll: OMGZ GO BACK TO CHINA CHINK CHINK DOUCHEBAG UGLY CHINK

Troll feeder: :O u canz not say that! Bjork iz from Iceland kthxbai

Additional troll feeder: U R SO RACIZT OMGZ EXPLETIVES

etcetc, finally leading to "LET'S GET READY TO FORUMBLE!"
Forumble by Baron Evergrace August 26, 2008