Token Forum Nerd 

The Token Forum Nerd (or the TFN) is found in most forums as the most active nerd that looks at all posts by normal users and will most likely respond to them regardless if it holds their interest or not. Usually their motivation for being the TFN is to get, or if they already have, to keep "the most posts" in that community. Another motive is to be well known in that community in order to maintain their e-ego.

blastmaster is the token forum nerd.. look at his 30,000 posts.. I can't believe that o.O

Token Forum Nerd by NQS September 30, 2007

Video Game Forum Nerd. 

A video game nerd that has no actual passion or intrinsic interest in games he plays. He/She just plays them and spends all his/her time on forums because he/she is miserable, and videogames are the most accessibly absorbable activities in the world.

Video Game Forum Nerd: Hi, I'm a Video Game Forum Nerd. I'm a miserable, passionless piece of shit who is too scared to try in life and is destined for a life-long 9-5 office job.

Video Game Forum Nerd. by Fuhuckkyou June 21, 2010

Nutshot 

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009