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Forestall 

A pretentious word that only the most arrogant of all fucks would use instead of the word "prevent".
I wonder if the writer of that railroad rule book could forestall me from shoving my boot in his ass.
Forestall by Anglo Gerry May 26, 2013

lipular forestation

a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.
How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?

As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
lipular forestation by rlh06 December 21, 2010

Forestache 

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.
"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."
Forestache by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

De-forestation 

The art of shaving one's genitals.
Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...
De-forestation by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

forestay 

A part of a sailboat used to secure the mast. Its thickness and positioning is perfect to practice giving hand jobs; a great hands on learning experience.
Late one night we caught Hunter teaching Elizabeth how to give a hand job with the forestay
forestay by elizabeth February 1, 2004

La Foresta 

A commun in the middle of the untamed forest of Leuven, Belgium. There, you will find endless corridors, wonderful people from all the 🌍, and daily master chef competitions in the kitchen. Get your quads prepared for a daily uphill battle on a crappy bike. Native Belgians are far and few between but you will become cultured with the biodiversity of its residents. The parties at La Foresta are absolutely EPPIIICCCCC as we have our own bar in the basement and soundproof walls. BTW, don’t forget to roll the r.
The halloween partay In La Foresta was CrAzYyyYyyyy 🤪