forkstaff 

A human who desires not to think for themselves and needs to use someone elses brain. Lazy and retarded.

Shamika drove to the courthouse that had an address of 689. She parked in front of the building marked 689 and asked a police man walking by "excuse me sir where is the courthouse" The police man replied right in front of you ya forkstaff!

forkstaff by renden September 11, 2009

Forkstabbed 

It's what you get when you run your mouth in front of psychopaths.

Made famous in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia".

Liam McPoyle: "That's what you get, Charlie! You get forkstabbed!"

Forkstabbed by BAMico July 28, 2009