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Foreign exchange student 

Most awesome person you will ever meet.
Exchange students willingly decide to get off their asses, leave their home country, and go see the world. For that reason, they should be given a helluva lot of credit.
Usually, a foreign exchange student will have a funny accent and not speak your language very well. This is all the more reason to hang out with them, because everything will suddenly become that much more hilarious. Also, they are generally young people, and have the tendency to be extremely good looking.
In conclusion, mad props to all exchange students out there
Damn, look at that hot new foreign exchange student! I can't understand a word they're saying, but they sure seem pretty freaking awesome.
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Foreign Exchange Student 

noun.

a secondary-school or college student who studies for a period, usually one year, at a foreign institution as part of a reciprocal program between two institutions or countries.
NEVER FORGET to get a foreign exchange student of the same sex as you are, for you would otherwise be very tempted to do things you will great, and that will make the whole family feel very uncomfortable.
Girl : Hey! Where did your foreign exchange student go? Didn't see him at school today.
Me : We kinda hooked up for several weeks, my parents found out and he had to move some place else.
Girl : That sucks!
Me : Yup!

Foreign Exchange Student 

When take a crap in one stall, switch to another stall, and crap in that one as well.
Bro, some dude committed foreign exchange students in the men’s bathroom.

Foreign exchange student 

To send a turd through ones anus, into the anus of another.
I sent a massive shuttlebus into timmys rump, it was the best foreign exchange student he has ever received!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026