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frignorant

Completely without knowledge of the contents of your fridge, regardless of how little time had passed since you looked. Most often occurring when asked by someone in another room what there is to eat, and occasionally while still standing in your kitchen deciding what to cook.
"Hey, do we have any Chinese food left?"
"Oh crap, I was just in there getting a beer and I forget what else we have."
"Dude, put the bong down, you're being totally frignorant today."
frignorant by psydonom May 20, 2014
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frignorant

Use instead of the two words Fucking Ignorant. To describe an act, person, situation, etc... Anything that the user of the word finds objectionable, rude, offensive, lame or otherwise.
That was so frignorant!!!
You are so frignorant for doing that!!
fucking
friggin
ignorant
frignorant by kimmiewho March 27, 2014
Word of the Day on April 8, 2014

Fragnorant

Fragnorant – Society's ignorance of the chemicals in modern day fragrances.

Wearing enough perfume so that people can smell you within a half a mile radius.
If you wear fragrances or use deodorants and laundry products with parfum and you notice that people are wheezing around you taking out their antihistamines and inhalers or going outside to have some non-chemical air - chances are you are fragnorant.

Society's fragnorance is like the lead pipes of the Roman Empire.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026