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are you for real? 

When someone says something so outrageous that you have to clarify their sanity.
Dude, are you for real? I got an F!

flip you for real 

To impose an act violence, sans Benicio Del Torro: Usual Suspects
He'll flip ya, flip you for real!
flip you for real by GOD May 13, 2005

Are you being for real? 

Another way of saying are you being serious?, or are you being really serious, used commonly in a question to ask someone if they're being serious about something or someone. Are you being for real? is commonly also used if they're in shock about something or an situation.
"Are you being for real or are you acting dumb?"

"Are you being for real or are you just acting stupid?"

"Louis are you being for real right now or not?"

"Seriously are you being for real?"

"Are you being for real I don't believe you,

Yes I am being for real"

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread 

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job 

You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026