Forfuckingever 

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.

Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.

Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021

are you fistfucking me? 

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009

foot fucking 

The act of using ones foot as a sexual appendage. The foot is inserted into the orrifice and moved vigorously in and out. See also footing, fist fucking and fisting

I had a vigorous bout of foot fucking last night

foot fucking by foj August 21, 2003

Feetfucking 

Feetfucking is the female grasping the male partner's penis tightly with her feet. The male then thrusts his penis back and forth. Both participants can get pleasure when feetfucking. When that activity is complete she can then indulge in some light trampling on his face with her semen sodden soles.

Hi man ... look at the size of her feet. I'd love to do some feetfucking with her.

Feetfucking by It's yer man again December 10, 2007

forfuckingever 

a while or a long time

That website takes forfuckingever to load.

forfuckingever by sc December 9, 2003

fistfucking 

a joyful activity which a woman enjoys to undergo. Feeling a hand inside. Ask the famous band Rockbitch for a demonstration.

To fist a fuck

fistfucking by the fistfuck expert April 10, 2003

Footfuckinatosis

When someone refuses to put any type of moisturizer on their feet and continue to take shoes off and rub their feet together leaving piles of dead skin known as sand castles. This foot dust gets cycled into the HVAC system causing a health risk. Not to mention what some would call a hostile work environment having to witness such poor personal hygiene.

No more Birkinstocks at work and shoes must be worn at all times. There have been several cases of Footfuckinatosis and we can't afford the absence of staff or the insurance costs.

Footfuckinatosis by Blkprep August 5, 2018