Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats
by Bullzeye December 26, 2003
When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"
by Jason March 10, 2005
When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat." Because you don't use a bat in football. See also, tennis helmet.
by panicBoy December 07, 2007
by suomi August 27, 2005
A clever, hypothetical weapon used to attack an enemy that's making BS comments using football analogies. See "James Carville Goes Off on Fareed Zakaria" on Youtube.
"Ya he talked about an offensive linebacker.. when I read that I wanted to hit him with a football bat." - James Carville
by Dave:P June 10, 2011
A term used with the expression "as queer as" to refer to someone strange or homosexual in a derogatory manner.
by manning18 June 14, 2007
An as of yet non-existant sporting-goods object used as a slang adjective to describe the level of Gayness that a Homosexual exhibits in public.
by The Morbid One December 23, 2002