footbabe

A lady which knows how to tease and turn men on with her sexy feet.

-Man, Sandra is a total footbabe. Just look how she crossed her ankles !
-She knows her high arches and soft soles turn us on. That girl is nuts !

footbabe by CuriousOne January 8, 2010

Footballers Nipple 

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.

''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''

Footballers Nipple by SORETITS January 19, 2013

footbag 

Footbag is a growing sport, played mostly in Europe and North America, though there are a rapidly growing number of footbag clubs and players around the world. Frequently referred to as "Hacky Sack" (a product manufactured by Wham-O, Inc.), footbag has existed as a competitive sport in several forms since the 1970's. There are a substantial number of footbag tournaments and festivals each year.

Competitive footbag is governed by the International Footbag Committee (IFC), which publishes the official Rules of Footbag Sports.

The most popular competitive footbag sports are Footbag Net and Freestyle.

footbag by Allan December 9, 2003

Fantasy Footballers 

Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.

Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.

Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*

Fantasy Footballers by fantasysimp April 8, 2021

footage

A piece of recent video or film.

'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'

footage by jchr October 30, 2013

promising footballer 

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality

Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.

promising footballer by JonnTeee October 30, 2019

Footbase 

A system used to describe the extent of the foot-related acts that a guy has done with a girl. Like the sex-related base system, but with feet.

1st base - light touching of the feet
2nd base - giving a girl a footrub
3rd base - sucking and licking feet and toes
Home run - getting a footjob

"Dude, I totally got to third footbase with Hannah last night."
"All the way to third? Pound that, T-bone!"

Footbase by El Rey Beta February 11, 2010