Shoes or feet that are narrower than seems possible. The shoes can be narrow up and down and/or side to side. Only people with narrow foot disease can fit shoes with narrow foot disease.
These shoes are my size and I can't even get my toes in. I hate narrow foot disease.
by Sabbylina May 8, 2010
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An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.

see: open mouth, insert foot
I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.

Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.
by Baz S. October 4, 2007
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An affliction that often occurs to people who chronically don't think carefully enough about what they are saying in a conversation. Saying something thoughtless that might hurt another's feelings is something we all do occasionally, but if it happens more than once or twice per month, you might have foot-in-mouth disease.
When Bill dissed his sister's new boyfriend to his buddy Richard, he didn't bother to look around and make sure she was out of earshot. Richard said, "Damn, Bill, she's in the kitchen only a few feet away! D'ya got foot-in-mouth disease or somethin'? "
by Jori Atoz January 14, 2016
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A horrible smell that comes from a wall locker as a result of sweat-soaked clothes piled upon each other over a long period of time. Usually occurs with college students stockpiling their dirty laundry.
Holy shit Travis, this room smells like foot and ass disease!! When was the last time you washed your nasty ass clothes?
by UMC February 1, 2008
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To be defeated or beaten on many levels in many facets of life including but not limited to sports, school, and fisticuffs.
The inability to succeed at anything despite enormous effort.
Jane: Last week Bobby spent 24/7 studying for his Biology final and he still failed.
Alex: I know. Even the kid with a 65 IQ topped his score. He has a major case of Foot-In-Ass Disease.
by OneLostChapter February 15, 2008
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A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.
"Oh, Geez, I'm sorry!" Bob said.
"You've got foot in mouth disease today, don't you?"
by armina August 10, 2005
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Chronic misuse of slang,and grammatical errors when speaking.
Wow ,Jessie's speech sure was a foot in mouth disease disaster!
by Violet Skye's October 15, 2016
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