fons 

Someone who is amazing, fun to talk to, a smooth talker, smart, sexy, attractive, has good hair, can be a player, flirts too much, and can make any girl fall for him. When he's drunk he's hysterical and wild.

The Belgian sweetheart is who we call Fons.

fons by sawsi January 26, 2011

Fons 

A fons is a fancy word for “penis”

Dude, you got a lil fons

Fons by Owndhbejsosjd December 9, 2019

Fons 

someone who is super handsome and has a huge dick. He is also called the new king of cool. He can make any woman fall for him and he is very good at flirting. Otherwise he has dark hair and he is very smart. Besides that he is real a player and good at sex. He is also super strong just a bit smaller than most people and he is super rich and drives a nice car. He also dinks much

Did you see Fons? ‘No’ oh you meant that cool guy he is over there talking to that girl there

Fons by Thomas kimber November 24, 2021

Fons 

Fons is another word for gay. It's used to identify other gay people.

Emily: I identify as Fons.
Jane: I don't, but I accept you for who you are!

Fons by Xavier K March 21, 2022

Lyndsy Fonseca

The sexiest thing to come out of america in a LONG TIME. Starred in the amazing film Kickass, as well as some hot tub thing.

Me: Mate, did you watch Kickass last night? How fine is Lyndsy Fonseca?!

Mate: Phwaor!!

Lyndsy Fonseca by SoulTornado92 July 27, 2010

Fonsecling

Rare form of research within the Investment Banking Industry, used only by true masters in the art of Googling, who have gone to the end of the Internet and back in search for a bit of info to include in a document.

When presented with an extraordinary piece of info, a marveled reader might say: "This is magnificent! How in the world did you find this? You've been Fonsecling..!

Fonsecling by 6packer September 20, 2011

Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

Fonso Magic by Freight Fags March 27, 2016