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fons 

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Someone who is amazing, fun to talk to, a smooth talker, smart, sexy, attractive, has good hair, can be a player, flirts too much, and can make any girl fall for him. When he's drunk he's hysterical and wild.
The Belgian sweetheart is who we call Fons.
fons by sawsi January 26, 2011
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Fons 

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A fons is a fancy word for “penis”
Dude, you got a lil fons
Fons by Owndhbejsosjd December 9, 2019
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Fonster • Fonseka • FONSI • Fonsy • fonsanoon • Fonsay • Fonseca • fonsecar • Fonsecling • Fonsed

Fons 

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someone who is super handsome and has a huge dick. He is also called the new king of cool. He can make any woman fall for him and he is very good at flirting. Otherwise he has dark hair and he is very smart. Besides that he is real a player and good at sex. He is also super strong just a bit smaller than most people and he is super rich and drives a nice car. He also dinks much
Did you see Fons? ‘No’ oh you meant that cool guy he is over there talking to that girl there
Fons by Thomas kimber November 24, 2021
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Fons 

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Fons is another word for gay. It's used to identify other gay people.
Emily: I identify as Fons.
Jane: I don't, but I accept you for who you are!
Fons by Xavier K March 21, 2022
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Lyndsy Fonseca

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The sexiest thing to come out of america in a LONG TIME. Starred in the amazing film Kickass, as well as some hot tub thing.
Me: Mate, did you watch Kickass last night? How fine is Lyndsy Fonseca?!

Mate: Phwaor!!
Lyndsy Fonseca by SoulTornado92 July 27, 2010
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Fonsecling

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Rare form of research within the Investment Banking Industry, used only by true masters in the art of Googling, who have gone to the end of the Internet and back in search for a bit of info to include in a document.
When presented with an extraordinary piece of info, a marveled reader might say: "This is magnificent! How in the world did you find this? You've been Fonsecling..!
Fonsecling by 6packer September 20, 2011
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Fonso Magic

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The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."
Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!
Fonso Magic by Freight Fags March 27, 2016
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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