A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.
I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"
by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005
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A foner is what occurs when talking about, thinking about or preparing to eat a particularly delicious food
"We've got to stop talking about baked Camembert...it's too much!"

Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."
by PazzyT February 28, 2016
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The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.
Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
by Abort November 27, 2008
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Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.
Neill just got a foner off of Willie.
by fatassfag February 24, 2005
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a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy
-"man i'm so fukin zaked"
-"no ur not you foner"
by mark palmer March 17, 2004
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when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone
that oily phone gives me such a foner
by jon nourse March 19, 2005
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A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.
"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014
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