A device used to relay communication between one and Tony, or any other fat dudes on the internet whenever one sees a blonde airbrushed model. Originally coined by AJ Nebraska
by .adam.escape. March 6, 2005
short for "headphones"
by BreadbasketGangsta February 17, 2011
The term one "African" uses to explain a certain cellular telephone (one caucasian male/female may call "portable") inside ones pocket mostly the front pocket to avoid unneeded disastrous situations in which the device becomes smothered by bottom sweat and bleu cheese dressing (conveniently located in the rear pocket of most levi jeans)
by pcrisp jcrisp dgrr August 29, 2005
"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"
by buzzsaw February 20, 2004
Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.
A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.
A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.
He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.
No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!
No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!
by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011
1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.
by Assassin Fone Inc. August 21, 2007
by herolin December 9, 2005