fogwit 

The driver of a motor vehicle who drives with fog lights on needlessly or otherwise unlawfully, either:

1. Anytime of the day or night where weather conditions do not require the use of fog lights, or
2. During the night, in lieu of normal headlights because it makes them look "cool".

Look at this fogwit - It's the middle of a bright sunny day and he has his fog lights on!

fogwit by MishMash_AU October 4, 2010

Figwit 

An audience-named elf in the movie Lord of the Rings: Return of the King played by Brett McKenzie from the parody band Flight of the Conchords. Acronym for "Frodo Is Great...Who Is That?"

Did you see Figwit in that scene?

Figwit by Caelum March 24, 2009

Fagwit 

A cross between a fag-fuckwit.

Someone who is both gay and acts like a complete fool, and this person is someone you would gladly shove a horse's penis up his arse (see Mr Hands) in order to kill him!

"Oh have you seen derek?"
"No, he's a complete fagwit..."
"Oh FML."

Fagwit by CatPacksFudge May 4, 2010

fagwithabag

Any person who carries a backpack with them at all times. Even when showering, masterbating, eating or just hanging a shit.

Many of these creatures are dangerous, and oddly could be green in colour. Approach with caution and do NOT feed them.

They travel in packs like wolves. Also, women and men alike die to be with them because they're so cool with their sunglasses.

Some guy: "Whoa watch out guys, that's Johnny N! He's a fagwithabag!"

Some girl: "Ohh.. he's so dreamy.."

fagwithabag by fbutt July 6, 2005

fogwatch 

Da bottom of da barrel

I started at the fogwatch
Now im at the tippy
The tippity top
OF da clock!

fogwatch by Don Carmicheal January 9, 2008

Fogitimate 

mix of the words, "foreal", and "legitimate".

that is not a fogitimate statement.

Fogitimate by emilyandcolleenmadethis May 9, 2011

Fogit 

Fogit is the term used by hillbillies to describe the way black people smell, usually in a derogatory manor.

(But No one cares what Hillbillies think because they smell worse and they're racist pieces of bloody cow stool)

Hillbilly Jane: SUUUUWEEEE daddy it smells like Fogit in here, must me some nig*ers around.

Fogit by hillbillyssuck January 20, 2009