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Cumming on your elbows
I fnarked so furiously that my arm is stuck to my hip. Now I have to walk like Harmsen for a week.
fnark by chopperdeplop June 10, 2013
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Fnark is generally used as a placeholder for something undefined.
What the fnark is that?
fnark by Fnarkboy February 23, 2022

Fuarkistan 

Fuarkistan ist the official homecountry of the sickkunts. It is established by the founder Zyzz who created this country in order to have a place where all the young alphas can live.
Even though this country has no real place on the globe, it’s existing in our hearts and is pushed by every single sickkunt out there.
Brah you’re looking shredded as fuark! Seems like you’ve entered Fuarkistan
Fuarkistan by Sickkunt Brah February 20, 2021
A re-spelling of the F word used to get around old online forums that would auto-censor other more common misspellings like fuk, fukk, fook, and even fuak. Fuark was the only way to say the F word on these forums. A well-known forum that did this was bodybuilding.com, which is where this phrase took off, especially when the legendary Zyzz started actually saying it out loud in his YouTube videos.
"I can't even lift light weight today, what the FUARK"
"Hey girl my dick is aesthetic as fuaaarrk"
fuark by That guy your mom sees December 1, 2020
An expression of excitment, emotion, and energy when something awesome happens, or a mad beat kicks in. Has no relation to "f***" but can be used in the same sentence with it.
Can be said as a simple "FUARK!" or an exaggerated "FUUUAAARRRK!!"
Originated by fitness enthusiast who goes by the nickname "Zyzz" or "Azyzz"
F***ing amazing tune! FUARK !" "Indeed. FUUUAARRRK!!
FUARK by ToMess Upton November 20, 2010

Fark Independent™ 

A vocally right-wing member of the news aggregation Web site fark.com who is now so embarrassed by the Bush administration that he claims to be an "independent" while taking every opportunity to bash members of the "democrat party." The term is typically accompanied by a trademark symbol.
"Claiming Obama is a secret Muslim again? I guess that's what we've come to expect from another fark independent™."
Fark Independent™ by crm114uk August 7, 2008