i don't give a flying fuck 

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

i don't give a flying fuck by chiet December 11, 2013

Who gives a flying fuck? 

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.

Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?

Who gives a flying fuck? by Paffz0r February 18, 2008

don't give a flying fuck 

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

don't give a flying fuck by The Autistic Walrus July 5, 2016

Flying Fuck 

Though used in daily speech, little is actually known about the flying fuck. Native to Africa, this flightless bird tends to be secretive and rarely allows itself to be visible, hence, examining it in it's natural habitat is nearly impossible. Due to their extreme lack of activity within the community, they were considered a rare commodity throughout several African villages. The term "I don't give a flying fuck" Originally meant that you could not put a price on such a item or service, but after translation and over use, the statement now means the exact opposite of this.

Jimmy left his flying fuck in the wagon, and now he has none. He can no longer give a "flying fuck", as he has none.

Flying Fuck by Norman "GIR" Lalonde August 17, 2004

flying fuck 

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

flying fuck by craig March 12, 2003

I don't give a flying fuck 

I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.

Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese

person 2: I don't give a flying fuck

I don't give a flying fuck by Oceeandude April 27, 2022

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019