flying sausage
When a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his penis into her vagina.
flying sausage by marc and alex April 5, 2007
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When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.
Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!
Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.
Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!
Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.
flying sausage by Raptor45 May 19, 2006
Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas
Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas by humandeath September 3, 2011
fling flong sausage pizza
fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....
fling flong sausage pizza by fling flong May 3, 2009
you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan
adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan by brendan July 11, 2004
Frying the sausage
Frying the sausage is when a female puts a males penis into a toaster, oven, or air fryer to get it crispier before the sucks the dog.
Frying the sausage by Peter Nicoll April 9, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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