Flying Attack Porcupine
Flying Attack Porcupine by anon June 13, 2004
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flying vagina attack
A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.
Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!
John: Shut up, bitch!
Susan: flying vagina attack!
(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)
John: Shut up, bitch!
Susan: flying vagina attack!
(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)
flying vagina attack by six30two December 22, 2010
Flying penis attack
Where some guys take a small radio controlled helicopter and put a plastic penis on it or make it look like a penis and then fly it around and/or into some one.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.
It is sometimes done to someone making a speech that they don't like.
This is sometimes done by those in the porn scene movement,underaged sex movement,teen sex movement , pedophile civil rights movement and neohippie movement ect.
Flying penis attack by Judge dredd7 June 17, 2011
Attack Of The Flying Lizards
Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...
Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.
Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...
Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...
Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!
Attack Of The Flying Lizards by JohnBitch May 7, 2009
Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack
Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008
FlyingAttackPorcupine
Usually found from wordIRC/word (internet Relay Chat)
A very perverted, possibly young caucasian male, who enjoys making fun of himself, others around him, and almost everything there is to be made fun off.
Below we have a typical FAP (short for FlyingAttackPorcupine) phrase:
A very perverted, possibly young caucasian male, who enjoys making fun of himself, others around him, and almost everything there is to be made fun off.
Below we have a typical FAP (short for FlyingAttackPorcupine) phrase:
FlyingAttackPorcupine by Jonesy McGregory November 1, 2003