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go fly a kite

Cracked out Joe: Nice neon shoes.
Bob: Go fly a kite!
go fly a kite by Daniel K. July 9, 2006

go fly a kite

Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?
go fly a kite by Nameless 80s June 12, 2016

go fly a kite

This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.
go fly a kite by Squidbilly37 October 22, 2020

fly the kite 

To leave a secret message where only your intended recipient should be able to find it.
In Gang Related, Ryan told Daniel to "fly the kite." Later, Ryan fished a note out of the toilet tank of some cheap Mexican restaurant after ordering 2 tacos.
fly the kite by 3H3 August 2, 2014

go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!
go fly a kite by Downstrike October 17, 2004

Fly a kite 

To waste time by drinking outside during daylight.
Hey bro, its nice outside today, you wanna fly a kite. Sure, I don't have shit else to do.
Fly a kite by LUVSIK June 3, 2010