flwtd 

\flü-ted\ (abbr) Feeling like wanting to die.

I'm flwtd, but I have to hang in there.

Please leave me alone; I can tell I'm about to be flwtd.

flwtd by TuroSaave March 8, 2010

Flatdick

>n. 1 a bitter miserable person who must act in such a way as to make those around him miserable also. 2 a person who can not bear to see others in a state of happiness.
ORIGIN Late twentieth cent.:English, unable to get an erection; flat, like a tire.

Who's that flatdick?

Flatdick by Bing June 18, 2004

fletdock

A strong feeling (more than like, less than love) that an American feels towards a Canadian. Is non-superficial but apparently is "good".

"Wow Shelly! You are a super cool Canadian. I fletdock you soooo much!"

fletdock by 55%attracted July 15, 2020

flotd 

#flotd means First laugh of the day.

Saw that photo. Hilarious! #flotd

flotd by hlwt February 25, 2021

flatdicking

unresponsiveness; inactivity, lack of follow-through, delaying, procrastinating

"The order needs to be placed by Thursday, so no flatdicking on the reply please."

flatdicking by Craig M. Kolodge April 27, 2006

Flatdick

A woman.

Look at the state of that driver, I'll bet it's a fucking flatdick.

Flatdick by Fatmanupnorth October 16, 2021

Flatdidle 

Flat tire and a Padidle at the same time.

"Driving down the road, my friend and I noticed that our light was dim and the car was tilted, we knew then that we had a flatdidle"

Flatdidle by Rocker12 August 20, 2011