fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

Shame-Flation 

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.

We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.

Shame-Flation by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022

flunktionality 

the realization that you, yourself, are a flunk....

after trying 1 million times unsuccessfully, Joe finally gave up as flunktionality sank in

flunktionality by mymint87 November 18, 2010

Flutatious 

Flutatious is anything that is sickly or nasty. It can be used in a good or bad way.

Yo Brian is Flutatious at Lacrosse!

Dude you kissed Becky? gross dude she's flutatious!

Flutatious by forqueer March 15, 2015

Have you seen me? fixation 

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

Have you seen me? fixation by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

Flakation 

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

Flakation by jimster360 February 5, 2010

Fixation

When you are obsessed with somebody or you are concentrating like crazy on them. This is not always good, though, as you might not be able to be with the person, or they might not like you in the same way.

Jane has a fixation on Johnny Depp. It's a shame, because she will never see him.
Mark has a fixation on Tim's girlfriend. That will cause a lot of trouble, especially as Mark and Tim are besties.
I have a fixation on my crush. I think he might like me too, if I stopped constantly staring at him.

Fixation by BabyIt'sColdOutside February 17, 2019