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FLESTICLE 

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
FLESTICLE by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

Frosticles 

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles
When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles
Frosticles by Luviticus December 20, 2008

Fleshicle 

Mix of the words Flesh and popscicle.

refering to the penis.
Brandy's favorite thing is penut butter covered fleshicles.

Johnny is such a queer I heard he gobbles on 2-3 fleshicles a day.
Fleshicle by Mohawk 69 July 22, 2009

Fossiled 

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover
Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)
Fossiled by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019
a chick who is very cute, Hot babe, Milf. Whatever just as long as they are cute.
Damn yo that flossie wants to give me domerz.
Flossie by Shasta May 24, 2006
Frozen dessert product on a stick that falls off the stick before it has been completely eaten. (credit: David Witter)
Better eat that thing soon, son. The heat'll turn it into a flimsicle in no time. Why, then you'll have to eat it off the ground!
Flimsicle by Weevie September 6, 2005