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Flocculus 

to slap a sleeping person in the face with your penis
That girl got too drunk last night at my house; after she peed in my bed, puked in my washing machine, and clogged my toilet, I decided I had had enough so I flocculused her when she finally passed out on the couch.
Flocculus by teh red ninja June 4, 2011
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fronculous 

Fronculous is a combination of "fuckin'" and "redonculous"
Scarface is one of the most fronculous movies out there.
fronculous by black_magic_127e June 27, 2005

Flowulous Dream 

A dream that causes one to feel indefinite chronological satisfaction
Trevdawg was explaining his Flowulous Dream to the handman.
Flowulous Dream by Airrwicckk October 27, 2012

Frasculous 

to overfill a cup over someone’s desired amount
Person 1: Hey! Could you pour me some juice?
Person 2: Alr sure!
Person 1: Just don’t be make it frasculous now…
Frasculous by toao_k4rl4 March 13, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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