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Furganize 

In Hebrew, to "Furganize", means to indulge in a favor but in a very friendly brotherhood kind of way. To uplift ones spirit by saying a kind word or doing a did with the best intentions for a person without any interest of your own.
Yesterday, my buddy Jonny was hitting on a girl in a bar and I furganized him by telling her good stuff about him so she will like him more and become fond of him.
Furganize by Carmonator June 9, 2018
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floorganizer 

A sophisticated filing system where by important documents and personal belongings are kept/discarded directly on the floor for easy access, leaving the owner free to do more important things with her/his life than tidying.
That's a very extensive floorganizer you have there Rebecca
floorganizer by Victoria M May 24, 2007

floorganize 

floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.

Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing
"Your room is a mess, dude."

"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"

"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."
floorganize by cpninja42 August 7, 2010

floorganize 

A method of organization that utilizes floor space to its advantage.

Has the unique characteristic of making vacuuming pointless - and impossible.
John's floordrobe was quite well floorganized, although he broke a leg when the fire alarm went off.

lorganizer

A person which might clean or organize items in such a way they actually become lost or misplaced. Lost + organize + lorganize. This person often has no recollection of the items they might be cleaning up or organizing, out of sight, out of mind as they say. The items lost or misplaced are often put in locations that don't make sense and you might never guess were there while looking for them.
Babe, have you seen my keys? They were sitting right here on the table.
No honey, haven't seen them. Sorry.
(after looking around the house for an hour.....)
WTF!! Who put them in the junk drawer!
Ohhh, that might have been me honey, sorry, now I remember..they were sitting out on the table while I was organizing the house.
You are such a lorganizer! You really need to stop lorganizing my shit!
lorganizer by mybitchess February 13, 2013

floralize 

I'm going to floralize the fence baby!
floralize by TarquinT June 13, 2016

Florganoleptic 

Flor-ga-no-lep-tic

/ˌflôrɡənōˈleptik/

Definiton:

1. :A genre of music describing the art of plants playing music with people, with the aid of an electronic device.

2. : the art of plants creating music

3. :plant sensory controlled music/lights/etc.

4. :a person's ability to understand how to create harmonious music with a plant that is creating improvisational music with the aid of an electronic device

*Plants create music with a device that measures a plants electromagnetic resistance from root to tip. The device converts the electromagnetic measurements into a wave form, allowing musical notes to be assigned to the various wave peaks. Through that, those electromagnetic waves can be converted into audible music allowing plants to create music and conduct light shows! Once a plant is connected to the device and begins to play music, it seems to respond when other plants or people are making music in the same area. When people are musically proficient enough to play correctly with the plants an amazing concert can be heard.

Other Words:

Florganoleptically

\ ˌfl-ȯr- gə- nō- ˈlep- ti- k(ə- )lē \

Florganolepticism

\ ˌfl-ȯr-gə-nō-ˈlep-ti-k(iz)-əm \

Florganoleptics

/ˌflôrɡənōˈleptiks/
Examples In A Sentence:

Florganoleptic Music is a genre of music involving the act of plants creating improvisational music with humans.

I went to see a florganoleptic music concert last night and it was life changing!

Florganoleptics is an amazing new concept.

I'm really into florganolepticism.

Florganoleptically speaking, the plant created amazing music.
Florganoleptic by Cosmic Knot February 21, 2020