Definitions by cpninja42

Eat bugs 

To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.

Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.

Eat bugs by cpninja42 April 26, 2023

conscriptured 

When you are obligated to attend church, despite your preferences otherwise.

Dude 1: Bro, let's go play some disc golf.
Dude 2: Can't, gotta go to church with the lady.
Dude 1: Oh, sorry, bro you got conscriptured.

conscriptured by cpninja42 December 2, 2017

Texterginity

The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.

Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.

Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!

Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!

Texterginity by cpninja42 January 23, 2013

floorganize 

floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.

Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing

"Your room is a mess, dude."

"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"

"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."

floorganize by cpninja42 August 7, 2010