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"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."
by Nitaro02 February 07, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."
"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."
by submison February 22, 2009
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.
Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.
by Dameese February 17, 2009
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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