flopnick 

A person who, despite their best intentions, annoys the shit out of you.

That guy just spilled my drink while trying to shake my hand, what a flopnick.

flopnick by murraysutherland December 2, 2011

Flopdick 

A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.

That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.

Flopdick by yoholoho February 26, 2011

ratfink flopdick

A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.

That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF

ratfink flopdick by Cats pajamas April 2, 2015

flopnika 

Flop Nika is a name for Nicki Minaj because after once Empress of Rap Cardi B came in the game Nicki Minaj aka FlopNika started to flop on charts such as Billboard , Apple Music & iTunes and the only charts she peaks on is SoundCloud.

Do you wanna go listen to some of FlopNika’s music?

flopnika by TheBardiLegacy August 10, 2021

Flopdick 

-someone who hurts so absolutely bad that you can't even stand to look at them without wanting to jab them in the eyes with the clue knife repeatedly

ernest: guys stop shooting cats with bottle rockets, that's disrespectful!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: quit being such a flopdick

Alex Trebek: ooooh Faced!

Flopdick by Mr. Deez April 13, 2005