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Flensing 

Throwing your shoulders back in an effort to hide your man-boobs during sex.
With the large pizza still winding its way through Jim's large intestine he was more than a little aware of his recent weight gain. When he pulled off his t-shirt he stayed upright in the bed, flensing madly while making weird grunting noises.
Flensing by gutbloom July 23, 2008
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Flensing 

The act of Jiggling a woman's breasts without her consent. Especially if her shirt has been ripped off or soaked in water.
Yo There was some mad flensing going down at the Peurto Rican parade this year.
Flensing by saltdog July 23, 2008
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the act of sneezing and flying backwards directly afterward
"achoo"
"fleezing made you fly into the wall"
fleezing by leenzie May 18, 2010
The act of bulging your neck veins intentionally to attract a mate.
Jared is always fleezing. He makes his neck veins bulge just to try and get a reaction out of the prettiest females
Fleezing by Sutherland34 August 7, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026