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The moving walkways, often in airports, that move much like an escalator, except they are flat.
Jane: "It's like...a mile to the terminal for our flight."
Jill: "Hey, there's a flatscalator! Jump on it so we don't have to walk."
by pseuzieq August 03, 2010
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