(Noun, pl) Tits that are actually just bags of fat; they are totally shapeless, and can only be found on fat people. They frequently cause boner whiplash.
Susan: You have way bigger boobs than I do!
Mindy: No, your boobs are way bigger because they are not even boobs, they are fatbags.
a type of extreme fellatio in which a continuous and aggressive sucking technique is applied post ejaculation to the point at which the scrotum collapses in upon itself .
after their date they decided to have oral sex and he couldn't believe how fast she flatbagged him.
nasty whore, U G L Y, no stan. pathetic and still pining over her ex. posts 1000 nudes on priv, but still not convinced she’s a she. claims to hate drama but always the one starting it.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.