Crisper 

A cold beverage usually consisting of vodka.

Bartender: Hi, what can I get you guys?

Patron: 3 crispers please

Crisper by Caseman1000 March 30, 2015

Crisper 

The crispiest roast potato when you cook them.

I want the crisper!

Crisper by Liv and Lize March 7, 2010

Crisper 

It's like an Upper Decker, but you drop a deuce in the vegetable drawer of someone's refrigerator.

I hated that party, so I dropped a crisper before I left.

Crisper by Ci Vuole May 25, 2014

crisper 

a slur against people who have very flaky skin only people with non flaky skin can use it (but dont use it to make fun of people with it)

"HEY YOU ARE A CRISPER"

crisper by meryaki August 22, 2025

crisper 

an offensive slur against people who have very flaky/dandruff skin (dont use it to make fun of ppl)

"HEY YOU CRISPER LOSER!"

crisper by meryaki August 22, 2025

Crisper Gang 

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake

Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang

Crisper Gang by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

nigger crisper 

Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.

Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.

nigger crisper by NiggaPleez September 7, 2006