flargging

verb (flarggin')
see also flarg, flargged/flargg'd

1. Having accomplished nothing, often because of being in a state of stoned conciousness.
2a. Having been together with friends who have a common interest in weed, which resulted in minimal output of work save for baking a batch of cookies.
2b. Or if everyone was flargging to the extreme, eating raw cookie dough because baking would mean work.

1. Frank, Joe, Chet, Callie and Iola are flarggin' tonight and bought an ounce of weed for the occasion.
2. "Hey Kevin, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, some buddies are coming over, we might play some poker but we'll probably end up flargging."
4. "If I don't stop all this flargging I'll fail my midterm on Friday."
5. "I was so busy flarggin' I forgot to add example number 3."

by Matt Snowball February 7, 2007

Flarg

A Flarg is when a girl eats a dairy product and then gives a man a blowjob...then spitting the mixture on his balls and eating it off, then feeding that to the man.

Man Sally is so amazing at Flarging...she used organic milk

by Cartom October 27, 2006

Flarg nargg

What you say when you mess something up, hurt yourself idiotcally, or when you don't like someone.

(Texting) Hspoy Vqlrjyibw's Dey! (Send) Review the message... "O' flarg nargg!"

(Walking and you fall and scape your knee) "FLARG NARGG!"

"Your fat!" "Well your a flarg nargger!"

by hollywood911 February 23, 2010

Flarg Monster

A creature borne of the depths of boundless imagination

- Fear the Flarg Monster

by Kidd Karnage November 4, 2007

blargity flarg shnarg

A phrase that you use when you don't know what else to say.

Umm? Blargity flarg shnarg.

by Avishmail September 1, 2010

flarg narg narck

the attractive lower back area of a lady. (usually seen wen they bend over or kneel down, thus the Flarg Narg Narck is exposed)

"Flarg narg narck"
"Where?"
"Over there"

by rimbap May 16, 2006

flarg my dolphin

male masterbation

ima go home and flarg my dolphin to the thought of your mom

by hu gedick October 9, 2017