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Flakenstein 

Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.
Hes not coming now! What a Flakenstein!

Dude dont even bother inviting that dandruff McFlakenstein.

Related Words

flarkenhob 

someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.
You flarkenhob, why did you just spite in my eye?!?!
flarkenhob by Flarker November 10, 2010
a.female version of a blumpkin.

b.eating a girl out while they poop.
i gave that bitch a flapkin and she peed in my mouth.
flapkin by iloveblumpkinsfromhobos December 21, 2010

FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.
No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST
FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST by djkahlie October 22, 2010
A person of Filipino decent who gets roasted a lot on the subreddit r/roastme
Poor John is such a flayken
flayken by WalkersCheese&Onion January 14, 2018

flappenheimer 

a clinical douchebag, mainly guys with names starting with the letter T, just overall cockboy
did you see that kid flexing in the mirror, what a flappenheimer.
flappenheimer by genius930423 October 25, 2010