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flappenheimer 

a clinical douchebag, mainly guys with names starting with the letter T, just overall cockboy
did you see that kid flexing in the mirror, what a flappenheimer.
flappenheimer by genius930423 October 25, 2010

Flapdance 

N: in which a man's head is tucked into the largest flap of flabby skin on the loagiest, fattest hooker one can find. Once head is tucked, it is henceforth jiggled around in the flap. Flapdance.
Jay: Hey, my boy's having a bachelor party this friday, I want to play a prank on him.
Sam: Go give Fat Linda a call and get that man a flapdance.
Flapdance by Blumpking69 April 17, 2010

Flappenkappen 

A mysterious creature that is both highly rare and rarely seen. Rumours have it that this creature has been known to roam the rainforests of Bolivia, and more recently has been spotted as far as the southern depths of New Zealand and the coastal waters of Indonesia.

As of present, not enough viewings have occurred in order to get a better understanding of its appearance and habits.
An example of this, and the closest related creature is 'Kevin' from the film up, which was a fictional creature based upon the Flappenkappen.
Flappenkappen by btg202 October 26, 2011

Fladenwichser 

(Fla-denVik-ser)

Translated from German to "Flatbread Wanker", this word defines a person who masturbates with flatbread.
Look at Timmy over there, he's such a Fladenwichser
Fladenwichser by Tacolover1999 October 13, 2015
NL: masturberen voor vrouwen
Vera: hey Ayleen, zullen we even een porno aanzetten en samen gaan flappen?

Ayleen: leuk! Misschien heeft Aimée ook wel zin om mee te flappen.
flappen by Flapchick December 29, 2017

flappening 

When the chickens come home to roost. I.E When the weak hands from Shitcoins in Crypto get shaken out into a stable decentralized ecosystem.
Trader 1: Damn it Bitcoin Cash! Why didn't you moon? The market Cap is sinking!

Trader 2: See, we told you the flappening is happening.

Trader 1: Damn Bitcoin Fork isn't up to par, Ill just stick with BTC/LTC/ETH.
flappening by Patrickftw2 March 9, 2019