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a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.
No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST
by djkahlie October 22, 2010