the ugly friend who always accompanies the great looking girl you want to be with who you have to convince your friend to double date with.
by paul grimsley September 4, 2006
A skank who has been ambushed from the side or the back and finds herself suddenly having sex, but likes it.
-Dude did you hear about Jackie?
-No. What happened?
-Jared just popped out of the bushes naked and started having sex with her. It was the craftiest thing I had ever seen in my life.
-What a skank.
-I'd say more like a Flanked Skank.
-No. What happened?
-Jared just popped out of the bushes naked and started having sex with her. It was the craftiest thing I had ever seen in my life.
-What a skank.
-I'd say more like a Flanked Skank.
by hesgotjokes March 27, 2011
A tactical, flankingmaneuver used by only the most skilled players in first person shooter style video games. First you flank then you flog. Game Over. Simple as that.
Holy shit man. That guy was so fucking mad when we deployed the flank n flog and killed him and his entire clan.
by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019
Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.
(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.
Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
by CDeck January 22, 2006
The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise
Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank
by DoctorZig March 4, 2016
by chuckerman April 27, 2006
Young Woman No. 1: I just saw this super hot guy get out of the shower.
Young Woman No. 2: Oh my god.
Young Woman No. 1: Yeah. And guess what? I totally saw his ...
Young Woman No. 2: ... Flank O' A Frank?
Young Woman No. 1: Yeah.
Young Woman No. 2: Oh my god.
Young Woman No. 1: Yeah. And guess what? I totally saw his ...
Young Woman No. 2: ... Flank O' A Frank?
Young Woman No. 1: Yeah.
by Frank-B-Q September 6, 2011