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flapsack 

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.
Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.
flapsack by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013
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Flabstacks 

An insult originating in Hull and now spreading across england referring to someone who is either very fat or someone you want to call fat.
"Hello Roan"
"Oh get lost Teal ya flabstacks"
Flabstacks by Harry Smidge April 13, 2010
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flabjacks 

sacky,flabby dangeling breasts
well sure that chick IS very pretty, but just look a those sad flabjacks! thats a damn shame
flabjacks by Rumleskaft January 16, 2011

Flabjacking 

When two (2) or more obese individuals engage in coitus.
Angus and Gertrude were flabjacking all night so I couldn't get any sleep.
Flabjacking by skitz1o1 March 11, 2011

Flapsack 

The withered scrotum of one brandishing a pegina. Can also be the baggy outer labia of a womans vagina.
"check out that flapsack on the guy with the pegina."
Flapsack by Charlie7 July 14, 2009

Flabpack 

Having a six pack of flabby ripples when clenchin abs giving a deceptive appearance of being ripped.
Man: Hey dude, that t-shirt is really showing off your abs eh?

Dude: Nah man don't be deceived by the flabpack. Soft as as a bowl of jelly under this tee, but hey thats between me and you ;P
Flabpack by Kopulator April 12, 2010

flabsacking 

when you accidentally or on purpose melt your cock and balls and all you have left is a flabby sack
i just melted my balls now im flabsacking