flabberbaste

to baste something with fat in a manic and bewildered manner.

-Unable to think of a suitable response for my mother-in-law's veiled insult, Sam decided to vigorously flabberbaste her with bacon fat.

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Flabbergasted

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

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To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

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I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.

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Verb, transitive.

To be amazed, awestruck or suprised into a lapse in action.

To stop what one is doing because of the shock of an event or action.

I was flabbergast at the previously posted example for flabbergast, which prompted my entry for the word.

Flabbergast by Nate January 22, 2004

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oh my gosh, i can't believe it!....
Don't bother me right now, I'm in the middle of flabbergastation.

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shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.

Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.

flubbergasted by ruwisc October 15, 2009

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