The Five Rules 

Five subjects that no human should show arousal towards or try any sexual acts with. Once you break one rule, you break them all. These are;
1. Animals
2. Men (presuming you're male)
3. Family
4. Children
5. Dead People

Sean: Tom's getting off a 14 year old again.
Matthew: Lock up your cat, he'll be going for that next!
Sean: What do you mean?
Matthew: 'The Five Rules', once you break one rule you break them all...

The Five Rules by HCC137 December 27, 2011

five second rule 

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.

Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.

five second rule by brolli. July 22, 2008

Five Minute Rule 

The "rule" prominant in high school that allegedly states that if a teacher is not present in the classroom five minutes after the final bell has rung to indicate class has begun, the class may leave.

Although this rule has been tested, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to rule on whether this rule is real or not.

After sitting in the dark classroom for five minutes without a teacher, the majority of the class decided to follow the Five Minute Rule, so they got up and went to the cafeteria.

Five Minute Rule by Steph (editor - steferrknee) April 17, 2006

five second rule 

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

five second rule by drew s April 19, 2004

Five Minute Rule 

When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.

Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....

Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....

Five Minute Rule by Artaxias September 7, 2009

one five three rule 

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

one five three rule by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

five second rule 

A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.

*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*

Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.

five second rule by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005