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Rule of Five states that if you take five major porn categories, you won't find it in one single porn.
"What shelf can I find the Japanese Twin Stewardess Midget Redhead porn?"

'None--It doesn't exist. Rule of Five. Try Clown MILF Foot-worship Outdoor porn instead."
by djdiem June 25, 2011

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