A great movie deserving five out of the maximum five bags of popcorn, as determined by film expert Gregg Turkington and psycho rageaholic Tim Heidecker on their movie review show On Cinema.
CarlReiner's "Oh, God!" is a popcorn classic and a certified five bagger.
A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her
she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger
That chick I met at the biker bar was one fivebagger from hell!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'