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dont ask me how it works, FITFO.
FITFO by Shags July 24, 2003
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A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015
To intentionally or unintentionally wear one's Fitbit device while masturbating aka Fap resulting in the measurement of one's masturbation session(s) in terms of distance.
Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.
Fitfap by Eaton Holgoode June 21, 2015
when someone works out regularly and is healthy but retains a fat looking appearance.
My husband is fitfat, works out everyday but still has a beer belly.
fitfat by amanda_dog January 12, 2008
Acronym meaning "Fag(s) in the front of (the) class" Fitfocs is plural. Usually a group of quazz that suck up to the teachers. Used generally used as an insult to assholes. They often wear douche neck shirts and puff jackets and are good at gymnastics.
Person 1- "Hey, there's zebra boy and douche neck with their bitch."

Person 2- "Fitfocs!!"
fitfoc by Zarhak February 24, 2009
A tumblelog devoted to healthy weight loss, usually powered by tumblr.
Dude, check out this fitblr. This girl's so healthy!
fitblr by fitblr March 8, 2011