fishwives' tale

story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I stared at him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale.

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FishiestDude

It's what you call a person who posts an announcement and then it gets hyped, but it turns out the announcement is fake.

— Dude, you seen that announcement about a big update in this game?
— Bruh, the guy who posted it is FishiestDude, it's fake.

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The bad smell you can infer a vagina has from simply looking at the girl.

"Oh dude look at that chick she's pretty hot"
" Bro she just came from the gym, she probably has the fishies right now"

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a slag that is always shouting and generally being a loud slut.

woman: get your arse down here blood
Man: fuck you fishwife, you man mongering whore!
Woman: and?
Man: chavette

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A phrase used to warn those of the violent tendencies of fish

“I’m going to the river today”
“Be careful the fishies are violent this time of the year!”

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A slang term for a man's sperm, cum, or jiz.

Man, I want to drink this Mountain Dew, but the yellow 5 in it kills my fishies!

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