firsties 

When a person gets on a message board or posts a comment "first" in a forum. This word is usually used by small children who believe it is cool to post the first message in any public board or forum.

Harry: I got firsties on three forums today!

Frank: Who cares?

firsties by Nick B Cool September 13, 2005

firsties 

When smoking with a large group of people, the person who says firsties before anyone else gets the first hit of the pipe. The faster you say firsties, the faster you get high. This practice is generally accepted among groups of smokers worldwide but changes depending on location and particular situations, Ex: If its your weed you automatically get the first hit, If you bought gas you automatically get the first hit, If you are driving or are supplying the house to smoke at you automatically get the first hit.

I call firsties on that joint...

Who has firsties on this bowl i just packed?

firsties by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009

Firsties 

Short for first nations that Aboriginal Australians now prefer to be called.

Them firsties kids in the Alice need some help

Firsties by Kmc-brah February 3, 2023

thirsty firstie 

A first year in college eager for things.

Alan Liu is such a thirsty firstie.

thirsty firstie by knle March 15, 2017

Firstness 

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

I'm a loser for achieving firstness.

Firstness by Katamari671 November 26, 2010

Firstie 

The first of something, whether it be your first day of school or your first ever blowjob, a shortened way of saying ‘your first’.

John: comes back from his first day of school
Johns dad: “Johnno mate how was ya firstie?”

Firstie by Anonymousdruggo April 19, 2020

firstie 

First-class cadet (senior) at one of America's four federal service academies.

The plebe jumped to attention and barked his greetings to the oblivious firstie walking by.

firstie by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003