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1.
First-class cadet (senior) at one of America's four federal service academies.
The plebe jumped to attention and barked his greetings to the oblivious firstie walking by.
by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003
 
2.
Derogatory term referring to the morons who trip over themselves whilst engaging in the annoying practice of firsting in the comment section of freshly posted blog articles.
Comment #1: “FIRST !”

Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!”

Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!”

Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!”

Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!”

Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.”

Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.
by badmofoco November 17, 2011