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First-class cadet (senior) at one of America's four federal service academies. The plebe jumped to attention and barked his greetings to the oblivious firstie walking by.
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| 2. | firstie | ||
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Derogatory term referring to the morons who trip over themselves whilst engaging in the annoying practice of firsting in the comment section of freshly posted blog articles. Comment #1: “FIRST !”
Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!” Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!” Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!” Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!” Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.” Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons. |
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